Last blog 4 a while

umm. ok, I will be typing this pretty fast so ignore my spelling mistakes and please dont paste them into ur own blog 2 show people that mine is bad... I know that its bad.

sooo, I havn't posted in a little while, so... im sorry 4 that, but at the same time... who really cares. although, saying that, i should probably make this 1 count...

lets start, whats really annoying me right now is jack, i dont care aboot (thats right... aboot) ur blog and please stop caring about mine.

another thing thats annoying me is my voice... I am noticing now just how much I stutter and how nazally my voice is, especially when I sing. now, I understand that this is just puberty but Singing is just something I cant do anymore, I used to be able to hit a whole range of notes, but now its liek I just cant do it... I can sing the low, and the ridiculously high, but the middle is just not there, I try to hit them and I sound like a banshee... honest to god, a banshee.

what else is annoying me... nothing, but thats just because I'm a nice person who is slow to anger... some more of my fantastic, completely true features are my small stomach and high iq...





shut up





oh yea, 1 more thing... nade lobbers in COD 4 and 2.... how do they do it?

Eh

hey there!

once again, im sorry.... wow, i say that alot dont I

I have had a lot of complaints lately about the quality of my blog posts, so I guess this post is to say, FUCK OFF!!!

WTF, who do u think u are paying out my blog, especially u jack, it great to c that you have the ego to insult some1 elses blog when urs suxs epic shit, lets have a looksie at urs shall we...

I think ill right the rest of this blog so its liek urs...

hey baddgramma badgramma crappy joke crappyjoke nouseofpunctuationunctuation...
tahts all I got... shutup

neway, I feel that I should write about something important going on in society, so here it is...
My purchase of Gears of war...
last saturday, I bought Gears of War, it was a wonderful, magical moment, and the memory of Marc taking the final copy will haunt me forever, but its OK, i wnt 2 JB, and they were out o stock, so i went 2 DJ's, and it was $100 there, no way was I going 2 pay that much. So, in the end, I got a catalouge from JB, then took it 2 DJ's and bought it 4 $44.

ok, ok, it has been a slow week or too, but is not liek there is all that much 2 do neway.

Back in the warmth of Sydney

Hi there

long time no post... well, not really.
But, lets face it, my last few posts have been pretty lame... and short.

I hope that u will continue to read tho, coz i lek, try 2 post wenever i can. To Begin this post, mayb I should tell u sumthin bout wat I've been doin since ma last good post... hmm, lets see. I've watched a lot of Pure Pwnage, as well as putting down sum of ma own pwnage. I've also been skiing, which was fun...

I've played alot of this game called Oblivion, liek, its a really ghey game and all, but liek, if u start 2 RP it, it gets liek, majorly fun, cept wen u get stuck in 1 of teh many, many, many 10 min loading screens, but i tihnk taht mainly coz ma disc is broken.... thnx marc

So... I'm here, in Sydney again, and in A day, im goin bak 2 skool, which really sux. But im told liek, this term, ma rent are taken liek a whole different parental... liek... strat.

So, liek, in this strat taht theyve made 4 me, I liek, get 2 play ma xbox, liek 1nce ive done enuff HW, which is kewl. Last term I didnt get 2 play Xbox at all and taht really killed me inside and stuff. Another part of their strat is 2 liek, giv me an alowance, which is kewl coz they've neva done taht before, liek I'm all xcited bout this coz it means taht I can save sum money and buy liek, sum more games... which is pretty 1337.

So yea, Its not much, but tahts liek all thats happened 2 me since ma last good post, well not counting 2day... I went 2 teh cit wiht Nat and Jack... dats all

From the guy whos only posting coz is Brother is usin his XBOX... Strykun

apologies on the juggernaut... bitch

soz, but i coulden't get that awesome vid on my blog, so i put it on my facebook if ne1 really wants 2 see it... or u could just go utube i guess...

Post no.10

HI.

I'm sorry I havn't posted in a little while but I was in Thredbo... and still am.
But tonight I had some free time and a free laptop so... here we are

I havent got much 2 say right now coz I havent got long but in a few minutes I'm gonna post a video of "the juggernaught bitch"... enjoy

[insert title here]

Hi, I'm sorry, there isnt much 2 say right now.
ummm, I gues Ill tell u bout ma day, I saw hancock, I played some CoD 4, i went to bed...
soz, I'll find something 2 tlk bout 2morrow, but 2night I'm tired.
goodnight y'all

Every body was kung fu fighting (d-d-d-d-do-do-do-do-do)

Hi everybody
(hi tim)

welcome 2 the pains of pwnage, the best blog ull eva read, and I mean the best.
Sooo much better then umm, let me pick a random blog that im better than, aah, here's 1, (http://awsumoextreme.blogspot.com/). Take sum time to read this blog, it truly is really bad... wait, actually I've changed my mind, dont read that blog, its not worth ur time, well, not worth ur time we u could be reading this blog, a better, far superior blog, written by the greatest fat, german time traveller eva...me (u'd only get that reference if u read the above "linked" blog, u can read it, i wouldn't b 2 offended)

nehu, I should probably start, I'm gonna begin 2days post by complaning abot ppl who keep asking me to mention them in this blog, I'm, looking at u Tim (is that enough of a mention 4 u, if not, then how bout this...) WTF Tim, how could u not liek teh PP ep ten intro, every1 lieks teh PP ep 10 intro, u don know nothing about awesomness.

well, 2day was boring and I did nothing... thats it, except that I saw this lame animated movie that was actually really awesome."Well Sean, what was so awesome about this movie?" you ask. Well let me tell u what was awesome about it. wait im kind getting ahead of myself, the movie is called Kung Fu Panda and although it sounds tacky and lame it was actually really good. And thats why im wrighting this, I was planning to make this post a homage to my awesomness but instead I saw a movie and Im pretty sure that every1 sees the posters 4 Kung Fu Panda and think "lame". and thats what I thought going into tis movie... until I watched it. I havent got much time so I'm going 2 do this quickly.
ITS GOOD the animation is probably the best I have seen... ever, and Jack Back (say what u want about him) is really funny quite a lot of the time. Speaking of Actors, I was extremely surprised at the number of big name actors, let me list of a few: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen and David Cross... Thats A lot of A-list stars.
But 2 wrap up, I really liked this movie, and It just goes 2 show, you can never trust a movie by its poster, I'd give this movie... 3 and a half stars... yea, im using stars now, wanna fight about it?

Pure Pwnage episode 10 introduction

Hi again. second post tonight, I've decided that im going to do this sometimes, find vids on youtube that i liek and post em, I liek this 1 coz its
1)a reference 2 Strong Bad.
2)It calls all n00bs that say pone fags

enjoy...

WASSUP

Im Back, back in the New York groove.

Ok, lets begin. I've been at the Grange 4 teh last cup o days, and so I haven't been able 2 post on this here blog of mine, while I was gone, I noticed a few things, so I'm going 2 tell them 2 u.

lets begin...

1. Ryan is ridiculously horny

2. Grange is not that bad

3.Ryan is ridiculously horny

Lets start, if my Ryan comment was 2 subtle 4 u, let me make it easier... RYA MASTURBATED IN SOLO TIME AND WAS CAUGHT BY 2 TEACHERS AND TIM AND JACK...

Did u get it, do u want me 2 do it again so it sinks in? alright ill stop.

allright, i dont have tie 4 a supa post 2day so i guess im just gonna talk about ma day and mayb hae a quick review coz i promised i would.

Lets, talk about ma day, it started with me waking up, hitting 55 in CoD 4, then reallising I was late 4 Michaels place, so I walked over 2his place... now here is where it got annoying, and disorganised. I walked 2 Michaels place, Nick wasnt there, we walked back to my place, nick walked from he station 2 my place, we all walked from my place 2 the station, we then caugt a train... then kept going... and going, eventually we hopped off, went 2 city hunta 4 a while, then came back... sounds liek a lame day, but actually I had alot of fun.

OK, that was ma day, lets talk about this review i told U all I was going 2 do, lets review... CoD 4

CoD 4, there is alot I whould liek 2 talk about when it comes to this game, there is the good story line, the perfect amount of difficulty in the Veteran setting, and the brilliant graphics, but i guess what im really going 2 focus on in this review is the multiplayer, im going to do this because its really the SP of this game, i mean the single player is good and all but its pretty short and not worth AUS$120. anyway, I should probably begin

Playing CoD 4 is different from playing any other online FPS, i just love the mixture of ultra realism and fun gameplay, and how it has the perfect balance of the 2, The only problem I really have with it is that it really doesnt do what u think it will, when you think of a realistic FPS, u think that its going to be tactical... right? Same here, and I gotta be honest, it was both a disapointment and a relief when I found out that it wasnt. This was a disapointment coz i wanted 2 change the games i play from just 100% of em being runners n gunners, and a relief coz, 2 be frank, I suck sharse at tactical shooters (see horrible RS:vegas track record) but as I play this game more and moe, I see that it is kinda in a sub genre of its own. And Im kinda gettin used 2 tht, so used to it hat I actually haven't played an online game of Halo in weeks, mayb even a month. Now CoD 4 has 2 be good if that has happened.

Now, ive been playin CoD 4 for a little while now, and I have 2 say, this game is a must buy, doesn't matter what format u buy it 4, but dont buy it 4 the PS3, hurry up and buy a BOX already!

There we have it, I think that I could pass that off as a super post, I mean, its pretty long, and I poured y soul into it, OK not really. I'll stop being lazy, and post more

more apologies and some other random words

OK, to begin with, once again, I'm sorry... I truly am, I'm sorry 4 having a terrible post on my Few of a favorite things thing, it just didn't work, i was trying 2 put in a whole lot of Vids and pics but the system tryed 2 keep me down...damn them. I am also sorry for not having my super post yet, I wont have 1 today either BTW.

But what I will do is type 4 a little bit, type type type.

to begin with... nothing, i cant think of anything.

BTW, from my last post, i have no idea why I put in that pic, i just wanted to put in a picturelike this 1

Apoligies and a mention of Jack

To Begin, I am sorry, I truly am my last post was horrid, andyesterday I didnt even post at all, I really want to make it up to you so I am gong to make a SUPER post... 2morro, right now I am way 2 busy, so I'm going to have a quick rant about the SDF, and a mention of jack... happy?

look up, they r just liek u, only smarter, they live in a world of games, computers and lame forums, yes u guessed it, they r losers (BTW, luke and sam r cool). People like these completely make up lame ass groups liek the SDF (Sony Defence Force) They r complete solcial rejects and seem to have trouble accepting that if u post every day on a blog, that doesent make u cool(unless ur name is Sean). and its not this that really pisses me off, its that they r so f*king petty, i just dont get it. here is an Example: A review on Gears of war "Sure, it may not have fantastic graphics and the controls are terrible, but all in all it eally fun". What the SDF highlighted: "Controls are terrible". why whould u do that, what makes u do something liek that, i really dont get it, just accept that a game on the XBoX 360 is good, coz ive played HAZE, and MGS4, and I have 2 say... meh, i mean they r OK, but they r not soo good that i would devote my life 2 em... but the way they talk about them, I wouldent be surprised if when I put the disc in the PS3, ten $100 bills whould come out the side. but really, im having trouble articulating myself when i am this unhappy, so please go to the site yourself, and see just how stupid it is...

JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK'S MYSPACE SUX, JACK, JACK, JACK

hey, ur so egotistical that ull probs see this as: "JACK IS AWESOME, JACK IS AWESME, JACK IS AWESOME, JACK'S MYSPACE IS AWESOME, JACK IS AWESOME, JACK IS AWESME, JACK IS AWESOME"

A few of my favorite things

For this, my third post I have decided to put up a few of the things I really liek, to add to the about me section I suppose, the above is my fave video and a couple of pics that I love. well... enjoy

About Me and where I hope this blog is going

After reciveing nothing but positive feedback from my first post. (well, Patrick excluded.) I have decided that this might be an on-going thing, instead of the 1-2 month craze I thought it would be... YIPEE, this means I have something to to in the boring Haloless weekdays.

Anyway, in this post I have decided to talk about myself for a little while, even though you already know me (and if you dont, we have been through this... get out), I guess this post is all about how I see myself, my pwnage skillz and my... pwn-senality (didn't work, did it?). And just so you know, I'm not actually THAT arrogent or egotistical, I just really love talking myself up. Anyway I should probably start with the actual post.

I am Sean, I'm 14 going on 15 in November, Im about so-so high, and so-so-so wide. I play lots of Halo and can pwn most, pretty much all the people I know, thats not skill tho, thats just me playing at 1 point about 8 hrs a day. I also play alot of C.O.D 4, tho I'm not really brilliant at that, just above adverage. But the main game I play right now is GTA IV, which I have finished recently. (BTW, thats my Halo 3 char up top (Strykun ftw!!)) well, yea those r the 3 main games I play right now but there is more to me than pwnage, belive me (I kno its hard to belive, what with me pwning so much and all)... wait a minute, no there's not, what a shocking revolation, I have to go Meditate on this...

P.S: as for the expectations of this blog, I want to have game and movie reviews up and running by the end of the month, cant wait!!

The start of many posts in this craze im having this week

Hello there, my name's Sean, to warn you now, "The pains of Pwnage" is not about pwnage, dont take this wrongly, I do pwn. I just dont want to be talking about how much i Pwn 100% of the time. 98% shold do, with this blog taking up about 2% of my daily talking. Or at least I hope it will. But realisticly, the post will probably end in about a month, 2 if your lucky.

To begin, I made this blog to air some of the things i really hate, and to generally have a whinge, do you dont like that, well, 2 be frank, IDC, if you have the time on your hands to find this blog without me promting you to do so, then, I hate you. No, hate might be 2 strong of a word, I just dislike you and feel that instead of reading this, you should go play COD 4, and preceed by being pwned by ME!

But, in all seriousnes, who am I to judge you, im just some random fat kid who got sick of being pushed off Halo 3 by his older brother and decided to whinge to a whole bunch of people who dont care about me just as much as I dont care about the sad people who found this blog without me prompting them.